France Hetaloid and how to take care of him
Thank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions
for caring for your new France Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is
a few things.
Your France Hetaloid includes:
-one francy pants uniform
-one casual (francy pants) outfit
-a shit ton of roses
-an eiffel tower (if you know what i mean *shot*)
-a french flag
-waiter's outfit
-a limited warranty if your hetaloid breaks
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following
these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines
may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p!
Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house,
blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
For a limited time only, you can now order your France Hetaloid in "Naked"
mode. however, due to the fact we want to avoid a lawsuit, and sexual harassment
charges, we will cover his vital regions with roses as a censor block.
How to activate your France Hetaloid
France Hetaloids are easy to wake up. To wake him up, you can have a bottle
of fine wine ready for him, or ask him in a seductive voice to wake wake up
(works even better if you know french). Your france hetaloid will wake up, and
greet you with a seductive smile, a kiss on the hand, and a compliment. Speaking
in french will increase his happiness meter
What to feed your France Hetaloid
France Hetaloids prefer french cuisine, so it's best to know how to cook
french dishes. France Hetaloids are also happy to cook for their owners (as long
as they are a pretty girl or boy). Escargot is a typical dish to feed your
France Hetaloid, and you can also make other dishes such as pot au feu, foi
gras, and créme brûlée.
Warning: Do not feed your France Hetaloid British cuisine. his
happiness meter will go down. also, do not mistake french fries as french food.
(honestly i don't know why they call it french fries...i just call it
fries...)
How to Entertain your France Hetaloid
France Hetaloids love to be entertained, so watching romantic movies is one
of their favorite things to do, since they love to watch people fall in love. If
your france Hetaloid becomes sad, or bored, entertain him by wearing a french
maid outfit. not only will his happiness meter rise, but so will his love meter.
Warning: If you do dress in a maid outfit, there will be a chance of
you and your France Hetaloid.....uh.......um......well....you know what i mean.
France Hetaloids are compatible with other Hetaloids
Britain Hetaloids: Putting these Hetaloids together is like putting
a cat and a dog together and locking them into a room. They will most likely
strangle each other so this is normal, for they have a sexually frustrating
love/hate relationship. these two can be shipped.
Spain Hetaloids: This is quite common. Because the Spain and France
Hetaloids are the two members of the BTT (Bad Touch Trio) they will most likely
get along. they can be shipped because of France's perverted nature, and Spain's
cluelessness, France can get away with kissing and groping, because Spain
is.....well.....clueless and can't read the atmosphere.
Seychelles Hetaloids: France Hetaloids take quite and interest in
the Seychelles Hetaloids. They get along great, since France was like a big
brother figure to Seychelles. However, France will have a habit of trying to
grope the Seychelles Hetaloids.
Questions and Answers
Q.Will he try to harass me in my sleep? I'm afraid that I may
go to sleep and he may try to "invade my capital city". ._.
A. No he won't. Unless giving you a goodnight kiss is considered
harassment. No need to worry about your....."Vital regions". France Hetaloids do
not believe in forced love.
Q.My France Hetaloid asked if he could choose clothes for me!
Is this normal or what?
A. Yes it is normal. He wants to make sure you're stylish for when
you go out.
Q. My France Hetaloid keeps flirting with me, how
do I make him stop?
A. You can't. It's in his nature.
Q....Is he safe to hug?
A. Yes. He loves hugs.
Q.France Hetaloid won't put on his clothes! He won't stop
flirting either! Wtf?!
A. France Hetaloids are known to flirt, it is in their nature. What
you might have ordered was a "naked" france hetaloid. Because he enjoys feeling
the breeze between his knees, he will continue to refuse to put on his
clothes.
Q..... Is it alright to hit this thing over the head with a
bat if he keeps flirting with more and/or groping me?
A. Sure.
Q.France Hetaloid hangs out with Spain and Prussia Hetaloids a
lot. Is this normal?
A. Yes. Because he is one of the members of the Bad Touch Trio.
(other two are Spain and Prussia)
Order now, and for a limited time, you can get another Hetaloid at half
price! call at (555) 555-5555
Warning: we are not responsible for the destruction your Hetaloid
will make. Once you've ordered your Hetaloid, it is now your responsibility to
take care of them.
for caring for your new France Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is
a few things.
Your France Hetaloid includes:
-one francy pants uniform
-one casual (francy pants) outfit
-a shit ton of roses
-an eiffel tower (if you know what i mean *shot*)
-a french flag
-waiter's outfit
-a limited warranty if your hetaloid breaks
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following
these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines
may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p!
Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house,
blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
For a limited time only, you can now order your France Hetaloid in "Naked"
mode. however, due to the fact we want to avoid a lawsuit, and sexual harassment
charges, we will cover his vital regions with roses as a censor block.
How to activate your France Hetaloid
France Hetaloids are easy to wake up. To wake him up, you can have a bottle
of fine wine ready for him, or ask him in a seductive voice to wake wake up
(works even better if you know french). Your france hetaloid will wake up, and
greet you with a seductive smile, a kiss on the hand, and a compliment. Speaking
in french will increase his happiness meter
What to feed your France Hetaloid
France Hetaloids prefer french cuisine, so it's best to know how to cook
french dishes. France Hetaloids are also happy to cook for their owners (as long
as they are a pretty girl or boy). Escargot is a typical dish to feed your
France Hetaloid, and you can also make other dishes such as pot au feu, foi
gras, and créme brûlée.
Warning: Do not feed your France Hetaloid British cuisine. his
happiness meter will go down. also, do not mistake french fries as french food.
(honestly i don't know why they call it french fries...i just call it
fries...)
How to Entertain your France Hetaloid
France Hetaloids love to be entertained, so watching romantic movies is one
of their favorite things to do, since they love to watch people fall in love. If
your france Hetaloid becomes sad, or bored, entertain him by wearing a french
maid outfit. not only will his happiness meter rise, but so will his love meter.
Warning: If you do dress in a maid outfit, there will be a chance of
you and your France Hetaloid.....uh.......um......well....you know what i mean.
France Hetaloids are compatible with other Hetaloids
Britain Hetaloids: Putting these Hetaloids together is like putting
a cat and a dog together and locking them into a room. They will most likely
strangle each other so this is normal, for they have a sexually frustrating
love/hate relationship. these two can be shipped.
Spain Hetaloids: This is quite common. Because the Spain and France
Hetaloids are the two members of the BTT (Bad Touch Trio) they will most likely
get along. they can be shipped because of France's perverted nature, and Spain's
cluelessness, France can get away with kissing and groping, because Spain
is.....well.....clueless and can't read the atmosphere.
Seychelles Hetaloids: France Hetaloids take quite and interest in
the Seychelles Hetaloids. They get along great, since France was like a big
brother figure to Seychelles. However, France will have a habit of trying to
grope the Seychelles Hetaloids.
Questions and Answers
Q.Will he try to harass me in my sleep? I'm afraid that I may
go to sleep and he may try to "invade my capital city". ._.
A. No he won't. Unless giving you a goodnight kiss is considered
harassment. No need to worry about your....."Vital regions". France Hetaloids do
not believe in forced love.
Q.My France Hetaloid asked if he could choose clothes for me!
Is this normal or what?
A. Yes it is normal. He wants to make sure you're stylish for when
you go out.
Q. My France Hetaloid keeps flirting with me, how
do I make him stop?
A. You can't. It's in his nature.
Q....Is he safe to hug?
A. Yes. He loves hugs.
Q.France Hetaloid won't put on his clothes! He won't stop
flirting either! Wtf?!
A. France Hetaloids are known to flirt, it is in their nature. What
you might have ordered was a "naked" france hetaloid. Because he enjoys feeling
the breeze between his knees, he will continue to refuse to put on his
clothes.
Q..... Is it alright to hit this thing over the head with a
bat if he keeps flirting with more and/or groping me?
A. Sure.
Q.France Hetaloid hangs out with Spain and Prussia Hetaloids a
lot. Is this normal?
A. Yes. Because he is one of the members of the Bad Touch Trio.
(other two are Spain and Prussia)
Order now, and for a limited time, you can get another Hetaloid at half
price! call at (555) 555-5555
Warning: we are not responsible for the destruction your Hetaloid
will make. Once you've ordered your Hetaloid, it is now your responsibility to
take care of them.