Canada hetaloid and taking care of him
...Who?
For a limited time only, the scientists from Hetaloid Corp. will be giving away
Canada Hetaloids for a very low price. Hurry now, because they will be locked in
the vault somewhere in the coldest parts of Canada. (This is how rare these
canadian hetaloids are.)
Your Canadian Hetaloid will include:
-one polar bear plush
-one business suit
-one casual outfit
-one Royal Canadian Mounted Police Uniform
-one bottle of maple syrup
-a tracking device in case you lose your Canada Hetaloid (They get lost
very easily.)
-A limited time Warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks.
How to activate your Canada Hetaloid
When you receive your Canada Hetaloid, you're first thought will be, "Where
is it?" Don't worry we, the Founders of Hetaloid Corp. will not deceive you,
dear buyer. Your Canada Hetaloid is right in front of you. Once you find your
Hetaloid, Canada Hetaloids are very shy and soft spoken, so the best way to wake
him up is to greet him with a warm smile. Coaxing him with pancakes and syrup is
another good idea to try.
What to feed your Canada Hetaloid
Canada Hetaloids will try anything, but their favorite foods are pancakes
and maple syrup. Feeding them this will make your Canada Hetaloid very happy,
and his happiness meter will rise. Maple flavored foods are also a favorite to
Canadian Hetaloids. Your Canada Hetaloid will smile more if you gave him a cup
of maple syrup. (seriously he will drink it like it's soda.) Canada Hetaloids
also enjoy ice cream any time of the year. Their favorite flavor is Maple nut
ice cream. They are known to eat ice cream during the winter as well. Canada
Hetaloids also enjoy canadian drafts (aka beer) but they usually enjoy them more
when they're watching a good hockey game. Their favorite brand of beer would be
La Fin Du Monde brand beer. They also enjoy Molsen Canadian and Labatt Blue.
Canadian Hetaloids also enjoy Canadian bacon with their pancakes. (Author: even
though it's ham...CANADA YOU LIED TO ME!!!! Matthew: w-what? I'm sorry...Author:
Fine, i'll forgive you this time...*note: the author, ashflames, likes
bacon.*)
Warning: Do not give your Canada Hetaloid hamburgers. If you did,
you may have mistaken him for an America Hetaloid. If this were to happen,
return the Canada Hetaloid in exchange for an America Hetaloid.
Entertain your Canada Hetaloid
Canada Hetaloids tend to get lonely, so you must make sure you entertain
him, or else his happiness meter will plummet, and think everyone forgotten him.
Cheer your Canada Hetaloid up by acknowledging his existence. This will increase
the lovable Canadian's happiness meter greatly. Canada Hetaloids also enjoy
watching ice Hockey, so taking him to a hockey game will also make him happy,
and cheer him up. Canada Hetaloids also enjoy ice skating, and if you don't know
how to skate, he will gladly teach you. Is your Canada Hetaloid sad? Cheer him
up with his favorite bear, Kumajirou. If that does not work, try tugging his
curl a bit. this will send him over the edge.
Warning: Canada Hetaloids will start swearing and ranting angrily if
their favorite hockey team loses. be prepared by giving him something maple
flavored, or at least play a long and agree with him. This is rare, but it may
also lead to your Canada Hetaloid turning into a 2P Canada Hetaloid. Also, do
not tug his curl too much, for it will unleash his French/Canadian side, which
is known to be ver flirty and passionate. Unless you want that to happen.
Canada Hetaloids are compatible with other Hetaloids
America Hetaloids: Also known as "Brotalia" these two will get a
long somewhat, since they are both neighboring countries. However, America
Hetaloids are known to either ignore, or forget about the Canada Hetaloids, and
keeping both will result in thinking that you own two America Hetaloids. These
two can be shipped, though Canada Hetaloid will be the Uke, and this is also
considered incest.
Cuba Hetaloids: Careful when handling these hot headed Hetaloids.
They will mistaken the Canada Hetaloid for an America Hetaloid, and procede to
beat them up. Once they realize their mistake, they will apologize and give
Canada Hetaloid ice cream, and become good friends. These two can be
shipped.
Prussia Hetaloids: The Prussia Hetaloid will get a long with Canada
Hetaloids, and enjoy the flavor of maple syrup. these two can be shipped, since
they are both loners. (though Prussia Hetaloids will not admit to feeling
lonely.)
Ukraine Hetaloids: Very rare, but Ukraine Hetaloids will enjoy the
company of Canada Hetaloids, since they are both very sensitive. Just be
careful, the Ukraine Hetaloid will most likely smother and suffocate the Canada
Hetaloid with her gigantic ta-tas.
Russia Hetaloids: This seems to be a bit common these days, then
again the Russia Hetaloid would love Canada Hetaloid's company...well, he loves
everyone's company...except America and Belarus Hetaloid's company...Of course
there is a high chance of him playing "One with Russia Time" with the Poor
Canada Hetaloid.
There are no enemies at this moment for the Canada Hetaloid, seeing that he
is hardly ever noticed.
Q&A.
Q. What's a Canada Hetaloid?
A. Get out. Get out now.
Q. I can't find my Canada hetaloid. I'm sad! what should I do?
A. You either have not noticed him yet, or you lost him. use the
tracking device to find you Canada Hetaloid.
Q. Can my Canada Hetaloid speak french?
A. Yes. Yes he can. He was raised by France Hetaloid as a child,
after all.
Q. My Canada Hetaloid is acting strange...for instance, he's not shy
at all, and he carries a bloody hockey stick. What is this?
A. You either bought a 2P! Canada Hetaloid or turned your 1P into a
2P. Either keep him or return him for a new Canada Hetaloid.
Q. I'm going to marry my Canada Hetaloid!
A. How the hell is this a question?
Q. Can Canada Hetaloid eat something other than pancakes?
A. Waffles.
Q. I got an America Hetaloid instead of a Canada. can i return him
for my exact order?
A. Yes, but be sure to check again. You may have the correct
order.
Act fast! the Canada Hetaloid's will be available for a limited time only!
call at (555)555-555
Warning: we are not responsible for the destruction your
Hetaloid will make. Once you've ordered your Hetaloid, it is now your
responsibility to take care of them.
For a limited time only, the scientists from Hetaloid Corp. will be giving away
Canada Hetaloids for a very low price. Hurry now, because they will be locked in
the vault somewhere in the coldest parts of Canada. (This is how rare these
canadian hetaloids are.)
Your Canadian Hetaloid will include:
-one polar bear plush
-one business suit
-one casual outfit
-one Royal Canadian Mounted Police Uniform
-one bottle of maple syrup
-a tracking device in case you lose your Canada Hetaloid (They get lost
very easily.)
-A limited time Warranty in case your Hetaloid breaks.
How to activate your Canada Hetaloid
When you receive your Canada Hetaloid, you're first thought will be, "Where
is it?" Don't worry we, the Founders of Hetaloid Corp. will not deceive you,
dear buyer. Your Canada Hetaloid is right in front of you. Once you find your
Hetaloid, Canada Hetaloids are very shy and soft spoken, so the best way to wake
him up is to greet him with a warm smile. Coaxing him with pancakes and syrup is
another good idea to try.
What to feed your Canada Hetaloid
Canada Hetaloids will try anything, but their favorite foods are pancakes
and maple syrup. Feeding them this will make your Canada Hetaloid very happy,
and his happiness meter will rise. Maple flavored foods are also a favorite to
Canadian Hetaloids. Your Canada Hetaloid will smile more if you gave him a cup
of maple syrup. (seriously he will drink it like it's soda.) Canada Hetaloids
also enjoy ice cream any time of the year. Their favorite flavor is Maple nut
ice cream. They are known to eat ice cream during the winter as well. Canada
Hetaloids also enjoy canadian drafts (aka beer) but they usually enjoy them more
when they're watching a good hockey game. Their favorite brand of beer would be
La Fin Du Monde brand beer. They also enjoy Molsen Canadian and Labatt Blue.
Canadian Hetaloids also enjoy Canadian bacon with their pancakes. (Author: even
though it's ham...CANADA YOU LIED TO ME!!!! Matthew: w-what? I'm sorry...Author:
Fine, i'll forgive you this time...*note: the author, ashflames, likes
bacon.*)
Warning: Do not give your Canada Hetaloid hamburgers. If you did,
you may have mistaken him for an America Hetaloid. If this were to happen,
return the Canada Hetaloid in exchange for an America Hetaloid.
Entertain your Canada Hetaloid
Canada Hetaloids tend to get lonely, so you must make sure you entertain
him, or else his happiness meter will plummet, and think everyone forgotten him.
Cheer your Canada Hetaloid up by acknowledging his existence. This will increase
the lovable Canadian's happiness meter greatly. Canada Hetaloids also enjoy
watching ice Hockey, so taking him to a hockey game will also make him happy,
and cheer him up. Canada Hetaloids also enjoy ice skating, and if you don't know
how to skate, he will gladly teach you. Is your Canada Hetaloid sad? Cheer him
up with his favorite bear, Kumajirou. If that does not work, try tugging his
curl a bit. this will send him over the edge.
Warning: Canada Hetaloids will start swearing and ranting angrily if
their favorite hockey team loses. be prepared by giving him something maple
flavored, or at least play a long and agree with him. This is rare, but it may
also lead to your Canada Hetaloid turning into a 2P Canada Hetaloid. Also, do
not tug his curl too much, for it will unleash his French/Canadian side, which
is known to be ver flirty and passionate. Unless you want that to happen.
Canada Hetaloids are compatible with other Hetaloids
America Hetaloids: Also known as "Brotalia" these two will get a
long somewhat, since they are both neighboring countries. However, America
Hetaloids are known to either ignore, or forget about the Canada Hetaloids, and
keeping both will result in thinking that you own two America Hetaloids. These
two can be shipped, though Canada Hetaloid will be the Uke, and this is also
considered incest.
Cuba Hetaloids: Careful when handling these hot headed Hetaloids.
They will mistaken the Canada Hetaloid for an America Hetaloid, and procede to
beat them up. Once they realize their mistake, they will apologize and give
Canada Hetaloid ice cream, and become good friends. These two can be
shipped.
Prussia Hetaloids: The Prussia Hetaloid will get a long with Canada
Hetaloids, and enjoy the flavor of maple syrup. these two can be shipped, since
they are both loners. (though Prussia Hetaloids will not admit to feeling
lonely.)
Ukraine Hetaloids: Very rare, but Ukraine Hetaloids will enjoy the
company of Canada Hetaloids, since they are both very sensitive. Just be
careful, the Ukraine Hetaloid will most likely smother and suffocate the Canada
Hetaloid with her gigantic ta-tas.
Russia Hetaloids: This seems to be a bit common these days, then
again the Russia Hetaloid would love Canada Hetaloid's company...well, he loves
everyone's company...except America and Belarus Hetaloid's company...Of course
there is a high chance of him playing "One with Russia Time" with the Poor
Canada Hetaloid.
There are no enemies at this moment for the Canada Hetaloid, seeing that he
is hardly ever noticed.
Q&A.
Q. What's a Canada Hetaloid?
A. Get out. Get out now.
Q. I can't find my Canada hetaloid. I'm sad! what should I do?
A. You either have not noticed him yet, or you lost him. use the
tracking device to find you Canada Hetaloid.
Q. Can my Canada Hetaloid speak french?
A. Yes. Yes he can. He was raised by France Hetaloid as a child,
after all.
Q. My Canada Hetaloid is acting strange...for instance, he's not shy
at all, and he carries a bloody hockey stick. What is this?
A. You either bought a 2P! Canada Hetaloid or turned your 1P into a
2P. Either keep him or return him for a new Canada Hetaloid.
Q. I'm going to marry my Canada Hetaloid!
A. How the hell is this a question?
Q. Can Canada Hetaloid eat something other than pancakes?
A. Waffles.
Q. I got an America Hetaloid instead of a Canada. can i return him
for my exact order?
A. Yes, but be sure to check again. You may have the correct
order.
Act fast! the Canada Hetaloid's will be available for a limited time only!
call at (555)555-555
Warning: we are not responsible for the destruction your
Hetaloid will make. Once you've ordered your Hetaloid, it is now your
responsibility to take care of them.